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description 17 Jan 2026 20:45 +0000 k//eternal. game dev. 2/2 dragons godhand.anarch.games & cchain.anarch.games & sl.noiszgame.com system. she/her+he/him av @purin0112.bsky.social 07 Jan 2026 05:11 +0000 it turns out "i will give characters 3 outfit variations in the ending" is a way to precision snipe yourself 6 years later when you have to write a continuation of that ending and every time they speak you have to precede it with multiple conditionals for the sprite 05 Jan 2026 20:55 +0000 terminal brainrot over projekt godhand act 2 but nobody will understand for several months 01 Jan 2026 20:13 +0000 you search "noisz" and it shows up hope that helps [contains quote post or other embedded content] 31 Dec 2025 04:06 +0000 Stop by our MAGFest booth (in the indie games showcase) to try out our newest games! You can play Stage 1 of Chronal Chain and a new crossover song in PROJEKT GODHAND! ChronalChain #PK_GODHAND 30 Dec 2025 20:46 +0000 this made me check if a sequel to pyst was ever actually released (mostly no) [contains quote post or other embedded content] 25 Dec 2025 06:58 +0000 PROJEKT GODHAND 0.6 is now available (and 20% off in Steam's Winter Sale)! This version brings 3 new songs to GODHAND CORE, bringing the total base content to 39 songs. We'll be making that 50 in the full release, so let's hope you asked Santa for a new keyboard...? #PK_GODHAND 24 Dec 2025 23:39 +0000 GODHAND 0.6 is coming tomorrow, but you can listen to this cover of Maybe This Year... definitely today??? 💚 @mioricelesta.bsky.social ❤️ @hiiragiyuu.bsky.social It'll arrive as one of 3 new songs in the default songlist! #PK_GODHAND youtu.be/WToBmEZFc04 https://youtu.be/WToBmEZFc04 22 Dec 2025 04:55 +0000 An update has been released for NOISZ reV (Steam) and reCG (Switch). After completing NOISZ FINAL pt. 1, a new option will become available under Story on the title screen. This code can't be used yet, but the time is approaching... #NOISZ 22 Dec 2025 01:42 +0000 played through cloverpit after it dropped on mobile. it's fun enough that i think it was worth picking up but it's somehow even shallower of a game than luck be a landlord. this is fine, sometimes you just want to play a junk food roguelike. really accessible to genre beginners 20 Dec 2025 05:02 +0000 Every part of the original NOISZ story is on sale at its lowest price yet! The base game is now a whopping 55% off?? Get ready for NOISZ FINAL pt.2 by playing through Ignition and re: 18 Dec 2025 22:38 +0000 after sitting with it for a while: i think unbeatable's story mode has a lot of flaws, but i will forever respect the team for committing so wholeheartedly to such a bold and ambitious vision. i think that kind of bravery is extremely important in making art. excited for whatever they try next 11 Dec 2025 15:16 +0000 i will go on record saying that PROJEKT GODHAND is the most lesbian rhythm game of all time. i know you think the bar is impossibly high but i am fully aware of it and i 100% stand by this that said if you think i'm wrong you should definitely send me examples as proof, 10 Dec 2025 05:15 +0000 i can't believe how good the rhythm doctor finale is 09 Dec 2025 23:36 +0000 you may have noticed that we've been withholding the most important feature of PROJEKT GODHAND for its 1.0 release. but this christmas, we'll finally add just a little bit of it in early access 0.6 it's been a long year... pass the yuri #PK_GODHAND 05 Dec 2025 03:01 +0000 so what is it about dare mode i don't like anyway? it's simple: you don't need to rethink the way you approach the game at all, you just need to get luckier. without spoiling the specific mechanics, it basically just submits you to multiple added RNG checks [contains quote post or other embedded content] 03 Dec 2025 00:50 +0000 i started thinking about this and have gone on a bit of a brain tangent: i think the sicko experiences i love the most are actually "sicko content in games that are not typically considered sicko games". stuff like inscryption kaycee's mod or blue prince curse mode (or kingdom hearts 3 lv1 crit???) [contains quote post or other embedded content] 21 Nov 2025 20:00 +0000 game of the day in BRITAIN (also a lot of other places but it's the first time for the UK) #NOISZ_SL https://apps.apple.com/gb/story/id1610061994 21 Nov 2025 08:35 +0000 this game rocks actually i love making stupid blackjack contraptions [contains quote post or other embedded content] 17 Nov 2025 04:53 +0000 new york city 10 Nov 2025 14:55 +0000 The soundtrack for PROJEKT GODHAND ACT 1, "paradiso disk" is now available for preorder! You'll receive all the tracks that are currently playable in the game right now, and the rest will be available at launch in January. #PK_GODHAND https://anarchgames.bandcamp.com/album/godhand-paradiso-disk 05 Nov 2025 04:29 +0000 PROJEKT GODHAND 0.56 is now available! This version adds space bar support (it can hit specifically mashes on either side), Korean player name support, and some minor fixes. #PK_GODHAND 03 Nov 2025 16:20 +0000 PROJEKT GODHAND 0.55 is now available! This version aims to fix a rare crash issue, and makes some changes to the timing adjustment option (you'll find the value has changed substantially, but it should still be correct for you). #PK_GODHAND 20 Oct 2025 12:06 +0000 PROJEKT GODHAND 0.54 is now available! This version fixes some display issues related to cloud save, as well as a DLC loading issue related to the Unity version update. #PK_GODHAND 17 Oct 2025 23:42 +0000 Chronal Chain beta codes have been distributed, granting access to what is currently a stage 1 demo (which will be updated gradually into the full game). Thank you for your support, and we hope you enjoy this first look at the gameplay! #ChronalChain 10 Oct 2025 18:27 +0000 PROJEKT GODHAND 0.53 is now available! This version adds cloud save, faster startup, and a required Unity security fix. #PK_GODHAND 05 Oct 2025 02:34 +0000 The PROJEKT GODHAND demo is now live! Now you can enjoy a Free Keyboard Smashing with a selection of 7 songs, and pick up the game at 20% off this week! #PK_GODHAND https://store.steampowered.com/app/2978440/PROJEKT_GODHAND/ 03 Oct 2025 17:45 +0000 01 Oct 2025 15:09 +0000 '

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Event Cycle

The countdown timers are all based on the countdown clock extension for Fandom. A typical template for the countdowns looks something like:

{{NOISZ SL Recursive Events|cyclestart=2023-03-15 04:00 +0000}}

Where cyclestart is a variable determining the beginning of an 8-week cycle. The widgets use this 8-week cycle to determine what events are currently running - or rather, how far it is into an 8-week cycle. Synthetic and Recursive events currently run on the same clock. If you look at the NOISZ SL Recursive Events, it may look daunting, but a lot of it is just text operations; the only variable here is the currenly running, event, seen in things such as {{CurrentNoiszSLEvent|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}}}, {{EventCountdown|eventstyle=Nuclear Drip|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}|countdown=True}} and {{EventTimeLeft|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}}}. Note that {{{cyclestart|}}} sets a variable within the template, and whatever goes after the pipe at the end is set as the default for that variable if nothing is entered.

CurrentNoiszSLEvent uses that 8-week cycle to determine what events are running. EventCountdown uses the Countdown widget until a certain mark in that 8-week timer, and EventTimeLeft does the same, but for a mark 2 weeks after that.

If you look at CurrentNoiszSLEvent, it uses a case/switch statement depending on EventCycleTime, which returns how many seconds we are into an 8-week cycle.

EventCycleTime is simply: {{#expr:({{#time:U|now}} -{{#time:U|{{{cyclestart|2023-04-01 04:00 +0000}}}}})mod4838400}} ie, it looks at the time between now and any past date set as the beginning of a cycle, which is defined as the moment Recursive Event 01 goes live. It uses mod4838400 to divide that time elapsed by the total number of seconds in an 8-week cycle, and returns the remainder, which is how many seconds we are.

To recap, it does that, and CurrentNoiszSLEvent uses that time to determine where in an 8-week cycle we are in seconds; if we are less than 1209600 seconds into a cycle, which is two weeks, it determines the currently running Recursive Event is Attitude Mint. If it's more than that, the case switch moves onto the next statement, and so, if we're more than 1209600 seconds but less than 2419200 (4 weeks) in, then the current event is Blue Moon, and so on.

Countdown Clocks

EventTimeLeft

EventTimeLeftUnix: {{#expr:1209600 - {{EventCycleTime|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}}}mod1209600}}
651520

The countdown clocks for EventTimeLeft and EventCountdown use markers to count down to. EventTimeLeftUnix looks at how many seconds we are into a cycle and divides it by 1209600, and returns a remainder. It subtracts that from 1209600, the amount of seconds in two weeks; this returns the amount of seconds left in this mini 2-week cycle within the greater 8-week cycle.

EventTimeLeft is the countdown clock itself, and is:

<includeonly><span class="countdown" data-end="stop" data-callback="myFunction" data-options="short-format" style="display:none;">Ends: <span class="countdowndate">{{#time:r|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeLeftUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}}</span></span>

The time it's counting down to is {{#time:r|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeLeftUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}}, which adds the seconds left in the 2-week cycle that is a single event to the current time, and then counts down to it.

EventCountdown

EventTimeCountdownUnix looks at where we are in the 8-week cycle and accordingly counts down to the next 2-week marker using a case/switch. The "if time > 0" condition in there is to deal with the possibility that a date in the future was set to determine the 8-week cycle.

EventCountdown is the clock itself: {{#if: {{{countdown|}}} | <span class="countdown" data-options="short-format" style="display:none;" data-end="stop" data-callback="console.log('countdown ended!')">Starts: <span class="countdowndate">{{#time:F d, Y H:i T|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeCountdownUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}|eventstyle={{{eventstyle|Attitude Mint}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}}</span></span> | Starts: {{#time:F d, Y H:i T|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeCountdownUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}|eventstyle={{{eventstyle|Attitude Mint}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}} }}

Where the time it counts down to is: {{#time:F d, Y H:i T|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeCountdownUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}|eventstyle={{{eventstyle|Attitude Mint}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}}

This adds the time left until the next two-week marker to now, and tells the clock to count down to it. If nothing is defined, it decides the next style will be Attitude Mint.

Countdown clock end

If you look at the dev.fandom.com link above, you can see that a countdown clock ends many ways. One problem with the clocks currently is that the wiki does not update its own internal clock until something forces it to wake up, usually in the form of an edit or a null edit. Once an event ends, the event cycle doesn't update until null edits are made to the relevant pages, forcing it to recalculate everything.

If you look at the clocks' codes, you can see the "data-callback"; this calls the relevant Javascript function defined by this variable. The function is defined in MediaWiki/Common.js. EventCountdown is where it's properly used; you can see it uses the "selfNullEdit" defined in common.js, where the function finds the element with id "ca-null-edit" - the Null Edit Button - and clicks it using jQuery.