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10 Mar 2026 19:27 +0000
Thank you for your patience. We're excited to announce that the new 30th song in GODHAND CORE will be "The Night of the Chupacabra" by @/A_One_JP and @/MintFantome!
Alongside some other new content, it'll make its spooky debut in GODHAND 1.10! #PK_GODHAND
10 Mar 2026 00:18 +0000
GODHAND 1.07 is now available! This is a minor bugfix update.
You may have noticed we've been rapidly fixing things and working on QoL features since launch. We'll be slowing down here to develop meatier content updates like DEIFIED LINEAGE, so look forward to these! #PK_GODHAND
08 Mar 2026 02:25 +0000
GODHAND 1.06 is now available! This version makes some fixes and adjustments to trials at the most extreme ends of the difficulty scale. Hopefully you’ll have a better or worse time accordingly 👍 #PK_GODHAND
06 Mar 2026 08:33 +0000
GODHAND 1.05 is now available! This version fixes various minor bugs. We've also added a new educational experience. #PK_GODHAND
05 Mar 2026 03:35 +0000
PROJEKT GODHAND is now available. Smash your keyboard to bits and aura farm your way to rhythm gaming greatness as the ultimate disaster lesbian.
It's time to experience The Most Everything rhythm game. #PK_GODHAND https://store.steampowered.com/app/2978440/PROJEKT_GODHAND/
02 Mar 2026 23:13 +0000
GODHAND 1.04 is now available! This version adds two new kaiju to slug it out with (added to existing songs), leaderboard caching to quickly load scores you've already seen in the current play session, and some additional fixes. #PK_GODHAND
02 Mar 2026 00:43 +0000
GODHAND 1.03 is now available. You can now play Night Parade by Victoria Roman in the GODHAND CORE folder!
Some miscellaneous bugfixes were also added, as usual. #PK_GODHAND
01 Mar 2026 17:00 +0000
We're excited to announce the Just Press Whatever bundle with A Dance of Fire and Ice! ADOFAI customs were actually the original gameplay inspiration for GODHAND, so it's an honor to feature this bundle and have LORELEI playable in the game! #PK_GODHAND https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/66380/Just_Press_Whatever/
01 Mar 2026 05:12 +0000
In DEIFIED LINEAGE, experience 5 songs in two very different ways as they transcend the bounds of time. An upcoming DLC pack for NOISZ STΔRLIVHT and PROJEKT GODHAND! #NOISZ_SL #PK_GODHAND
01 Mar 2026 01:19 +0000
GODHAND 1.01 is now available! This version fixes some issues related to Story Act 1.
One notable issue is that the Kelvins reward at the end of Act 1 wasn't actually granted: they'll be obtained retroactively on updating, so don't worry! #PK_GODHAND
26 Feb 2026 03:40 +0000
We're making an adjustment to the base songlist of the game. We were hoping to have the new 30th song in GODHAND CORE ready for 1.0 launch, but it'll be announced and added in a later update.
Despite this: there are still more than 50 playable songs at launch. #PK_GODHAND
21 Feb 2026 03:03 +0000
PROJEKT GODHAND also has extremely robust controller binding options! Don't let your cursed control schemes be dreams.
If it has at least 3 buttons per side (maybe even 2 if you get really creative) you can play GODHAND with it! #PK_GODHAND
10 Feb 2026 17:01 +0000
To celebrate PROJEKT GODHAND's release on 2/28, we're giving away two copies of the game!
To enter, reply with your best D1AB0LiC MAXIMUM score [score contest] and/or like and RT this [random draw] by 2/21!
Score contest for demo players only, random open to all 🙏 #PK_GODHAND
20 Feb 2026 02:21 +0000
In PROJEKT GODHAND, you'll frequently face insanely fast walls of notes! Fortunately, as an expert rhythm gamer, you know that you can hit patterns like this one as 4-chords, saving your precious brain cells.
That's an even better idea here, thanks to Anmitsu Buff™! #PK_GODHAND
11 Feb 2026 22:39 +0000
Is keeping track of your hand position melting your brain? Give your brain a break and let's just smash some keys! In PROJEKT GODHAND, all you need is "left" and "right". #PK_GODHAND
13 Feb 2026 17:24 +0000
What's with those huge, really specific difficulty numbers? Are they arbitrarily assigned?
Actually, it's possibly the least arbitrary rating system ever made! We're aggregating everyone's play data to evaluate charts' difficulty relative to each other on 17 metrics! #PK_GODHAND
13 Feb 2026 00:17 +0000
Let's talk about the Heat Gauge! This funny meter is the core of GODHAND's gameplay. Hitting "too much stuff" will make it increase: that means extra inputs that don't correspond to notes!
But is increasing it a good or bad thing? Yes! Let's take a look! #PK_GODHAND
11 Feb 2026 22:39 +0000
Is keeping track of your hand position melting your brain? Give your brain a break and let's just smash some keys! In PROJEKT GODHAND, all you need is "left" and "right". #PK_GODHAND
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Event Cycle
The countdown timers are all based on the countdown clock extension for Fandom. A typical template for the countdowns looks something like:
{{NOISZ SL Recursive Events|cyclestart=2023-03-15 04:00 +0000}}
Where cyclestart is a variable determining the beginning of an 8-week cycle. The widgets use this 8-week cycle to determine what events are currently running - or rather, how far it is into an 8-week cycle. Synthetic and Recursive events currently run on the same clock. If you look at the NOISZ SL Recursive Events, it may look daunting, but a lot of it is just text operations; the only variable here is the currenly running, event, seen in things such as {{CurrentNoiszSLEvent|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}}}, {{EventCountdown|eventstyle=Nuclear Drip|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}|countdown=True}} and {{EventTimeLeft|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}}}. Note that {{{cyclestart|}}} sets a variable within the template, and whatever goes after the pipe at the end is set as the default for that variable if nothing is entered.
CurrentNoiszSLEvent uses that 8-week cycle to determine what events are running. EventCountdown uses the Countdown widget until a certain mark in that 8-week timer, and EventTimeLeft does the same, but for a mark 2 weeks after that.
If you look at CurrentNoiszSLEvent, it uses a case/switch statement depending on EventCycleTime, which returns how many seconds we are into an 8-week cycle.
EventCycleTime is simply: {{#expr:({{#time:U|now}} -{{#time:U|{{{cyclestart|2023-04-01 04:00 +0000}}}}})mod4838400}} ie, it looks at the time between now and any past date set as the beginning of a cycle, which is defined as the moment Recursive Event 01 goes live. It uses mod4838400 to divide that time elapsed by the total number of seconds in an 8-week cycle, and returns the remainder, which is how many seconds we are.
To recap, it does that, and CurrentNoiszSLEvent uses that time to determine where in an 8-week cycle we are in seconds; if we are less than 1209600 seconds into a cycle, which is two weeks, it determines the currently running Recursive Event is Attitude Mint. If it's more than that, the case switch moves onto the next statement, and so, if we're more than 1209600 seconds but less than 2419200 (4 weeks) in, then the current event is Blue Moon, and so on.
Countdown Clocks
EventTimeLeft
EventTimeLeftUnix: {{#expr:1209600 - {{EventCycleTime|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}}}mod1209600}}
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The countdown clocks for EventTimeLeft and EventCountdown use markers to count down to. EventTimeLeftUnix looks at how many seconds we are into a cycle and divides it by 1209600, and returns a remainder. It subtracts that from 1209600, the amount of seconds in two weeks; this returns the amount of seconds left in this mini 2-week cycle within the greater 8-week cycle.
EventTimeLeft is the countdown clock itself, and is:
<includeonly><span class="countdown" data-end="stop" data-callback="myFunction" data-options="short-format" style="display:none;">Ends: <span class="countdowndate">{{#time:r|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeLeftUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}}</span></span>
The time it's counting down to is {{#time:r|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeLeftUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}}, which adds the seconds left in the 2-week cycle that is a single event to the current time, and then counts down to it.
EventCountdown
EventTimeCountdownUnix looks at where we are in the 8-week cycle and accordingly counts down to the next 2-week marker using a case/switch. The "if time > 0" condition in there is to deal with the possibility that a date in the future was set to determine the 8-week cycle.
EventCountdown is the clock itself: {{#if: {{{countdown|}}} | <span class="countdown" data-options="short-format" style="display:none;" data-end="stop" data-callback="console.log('countdown ended!')">Starts: <span class="countdowndate">{{#time:F d, Y H:i T|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeCountdownUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}|eventstyle={{{eventstyle|Attitude Mint}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}}</span></span> | Starts: {{#time:F d, Y H:i T|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeCountdownUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}|eventstyle={{{eventstyle|Attitude Mint}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}}
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Where the time it counts down to is: {{#time:F d, Y H:i T|@{{#expr:{{EventTimeCountdownUnix|cyclestart={{{cyclestart|}}}|eventstyle={{{eventstyle|Attitude Mint}}}}} + {{#time:U|now}}}}}}
This adds the time left until the next two-week marker to now, and tells the clock to count down to it. If nothing is defined, it decides the next style will be Attitude Mint.
Countdown clock end
If you look at the dev.fandom.com link above, you can see that a countdown clock ends many ways. One problem with the clocks currently is that the wiki does not update its own internal clock until something forces it to wake up, usually in the form of an edit or a null edit. Once an event ends, the event cycle doesn't update until null edits are made to the relevant pages, forcing it to recalculate everything.
If you look at the clocks' codes, you can see the "data-callback"; this calls the relevant Javascript function defined by this variable. The function is defined in MediaWiki/Common.js. EventCountdown is where it's properly used; you can see it uses the "selfNullEdit" defined in common.js, where the function finds the element with id "ca-null-edit" - the Null Edit Button - and clicks it using jQuery. corn chip
